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Hello hacker fucker this is alphys

our god

THE MOST FABULOUS SUPERSTAR IN THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND, BABY!

YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED ON MY SHOW IF YOU'RE ABLE TO HANDLE MY INCREDIBLY AMAZING BODY. IT MAY SEEM LIKE A FEAT, BUT - FORTUNATELY FOR YOU - THERE'S ENOUGH ROBOT COCK TO GO AROUND.

OH YESSSS~!

everyone is his uke

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker (2010)

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what else even is there to say,? its fucking mettaton

do you want burgerton or something? do you want alphyton? papyton? friskton?

fuck off and make your own wiki page, asshole

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PS IF YOU WANT TO FUCK METTATON YOU ARE A GIANT FAGGOT, BUT HEY, I AM TOO

GO STICK YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER FUCKFACE (aint that the dream)

HELL